February 2012
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Clockwork Princess spoiler
cassandraclare:
“A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus.
“I’m Gabriel.”
Magnus waved a hand. “All Lightwoods look the same to me.”
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me: fuck you
me: fuck you so much
me: i fucking hate you
you: i know you don't
things you want to do after playing assassin's...
spacemagicandexplosions:
go to italy
learn italian
kill everyone
kill their families
climb everything
wear hidden blades everywhere
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gonna watch dunk contest on studio 23 with my friend that’s away from me, i don’t even know what that is
might live blog it fuck yea
regular
whisper
seriously
SCREAMING
i have this friend who calls me sep. short for september, my birth month. now i have this urge to change my name legally from mikhaela to september
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entrechat:
sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh
a haiku
Okay, so imagine this. You're 76, you're at your...
Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
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John Watson: I'm not his date!
Sherlock:
Mrs. Hudson: lol
Lestrade: lol
Mycroft: lol
Irene: lol
Moriarty: lol
Tumblr: lol
World: lol
Universe: lol
peeta: hey katniss i could give you 50 reasons why i should be the one you choose
well all those other guys
well they're strong and cool
but would they lose a leg for you
Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Katniss: Peeta, you said at the interview you’d had a crush on me forever. When did forever start?
Peeta: Oh, let’s see. I guess the first day of school. We were five. You had on a red plaid dress and your hair...it was in two braids instead of one. My father pointed you out when we were waiting to line up.
Katniss: Your father? Why?
Peeta: He said, ‘See that little girl? I wanted to marry her mother, but she ran off with a coal miner.'
Katniss: What? You’re making that up!
Peeta: Yeah I am.
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ballpm:
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate
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On this day, God wants me to know..
…that every time I pretend to love, I impoverish myself more and more.
Love has great potential to enrich my life. But if I am just playing a role, pretending to love, it’s only going to poison me. Because I am teaching myself that it’s just a game, and slowly but surely I will lose the capacity to open up in love.
I don’t know what this means to my life, but I find it...
I feel like i’m drugged. my eyes are really heavy nowwwwwwwwwwww
too much stuff to do and my sleepiness just disappeared.
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Ideal boyfriend
Someone who you could call your close friend
Someone who knows you well
Never fails to text, chat or write you a letter and put it in a bottle when every connection method fails
He reassures you that he loves you and misses you and can’t go on a day without seeing or talking to you
The type that surprises you with stuff that you never imagined
The man who acts very out of context when...
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And here comes the aftershock of the elections. Good thing I didn’t vote.
Attack of the killer bra.
wtf harry
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That feeling when you just finished a book and feel all guilty, angry and sad all the same time. You know that queasy and magical feeling? It’s like you regretted ever reading and finishing the book. But then you wrote a review about that book, or wrote every feeling you have for that book and all of a sudden you’re good. Like you’re contented and satisfied with life again. Like...
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the funniest part about Noli
deadtwin-mindcontrol:
is how the Alperes keeps wanting to leave the damn church in the middle of the sermon but Salvi and Damaso keep barricading the doors on him
“fuck they’re talking about me again, aren’t they. best gtfo—”
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS”
“shit man just let me go through I’m the damn Alperes that’s got to stand for something”
“GET BACK IN YOUR SEAT, BRO. WE GOT TWO HOURS LEFT”
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oh my god noli me tangere is officially my favorite book. it tackles the condition of the philippines when they were still under spain’s hand. the harshness of the priests and the guards. every thing. please read it everyone. i don’t care if every people i came to love died, it’s just that jose rizal really made a great book. all of these are true. jose rizal was shot because he...